As someone who has had an unholy love for dating sims and visual novels since childhood (thanks Hatoful Boyfriend for dragging me to hell), I spent the entire game laughing my ass off. I instantly fell in love the moment I got left for not liking mac & cheese. I always appreciate a good satirical/comedic take on the dating sim genre, and you pulled it off beautifully in my opinion. Keep doing what you're doing, friend.